An Announcement

Dear Readers,

I know it’s after midnight and I just finished writing about American Idol, but I feel like I have to say something about politics.

I have sadly concluded that Mitt Romney, whom I remain a big fan of, just cannot win the Presidency. His hair is too perfect and average Americans cannot relate to him for that reason.

Our best Republican option is the former popular Governor of an important swing state. Gary Johnson, I am on your team.

Enjoy your April 1 everyone!